My Dog Does My Homework

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Many dogs do have a thing for paper, or are just Extreme Omnivores.

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The yellow and green cubes represent whether Mr L I Detector accuses a student or not.

First investigate what happens for one student: What do each of these mean?

This will be either a lie, which may or may not be believed, or a Cassandra Truth.

If it is the latter, expect them to also bring in the evidence proving their case (such as moist bits from homework, or even the animal itself).

Also in this category are the excuses I find most absurd, like “that was how it was done last year.” Would you accept that rationalization from someone on your staff?

Frighteningly, I’ve even heard “the right way doesn’t make sense” as justification for deviation from standards, without any further explanation.

Bruce Lansky was first called “the King of Giggle Poetry” by the students of a school in North Miami Beach, Florida whose teacher “kidnapped” Lansky and forced him to perform at her school at needle point.

Usually, it’s a fib to cover up the fact that the student watched TV or shot hoops the night before the homework was due. In this poem I concoct a scenario likely to be believed (and taken seriously) by the teacher.

The most common variant involves a dog, but other animals can be used as well.

Though this has become a Dead Horse Trope, and children rarely use this excuse seriously, the second variation on this trope is in fact Truth in Television.

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